Schlong

A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears
Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.
by Richard Nickson April 27, 2008
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schlonged

"TO GET BEAT BADLY, TO LOSE REALLY BADLY"
*HILARY CLINTON GOT SCHLONGED BY BARACK OBAMA IN THE 2008 ELECTION*
by Fearless Fraizer December 22, 2015
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schlonging

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.
by jakes_son99 June 03, 2009
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Schlong

Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.
Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.
by shh-long June 26, 2003
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schlong

a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort
Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.
by hk:: October 10, 2005
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schlong

adv. a masculine superlative noun modifer. Something agressive & powerful.
Harley-Davidson are rude neighbors: they creep through the neighborhood with engines rumbling on '11.'

Riding one though, that's a schlong ride.
by nukeUser May 28, 2006
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