schlooging

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024

schnoggin

cigarette

Anyone got a schnoggin?

by Pimp Masta J August 25, 2003

schlooving

The act of shuffling performed by two or more persons passing over the same path in opposite directions with the intention to not buttrape eachother.

Jeff was schlooving past Jacob in the doorway of their dorm.

by lil_wiz_360 July 25, 2009

schlongting

the name of ones member when it is of a large proportion. Often the propiortor of the extremely large penis is called shane.

Hey did you see that shane dude with his wanger out at the party last night.
Yer, he's got a schlongting!

by mralnighty January 14, 2011

schloming

When one is embraced in such a deep schlom, it means they are unable to move any part of their body due to the consumption of either: Weed, Alcohol, and most commonly but least recognised, food. The Schlom can take over your life, and with no serious cure, the only way to get rid of it is to schlom even harder!

Nah bruv, swear down the other day I was schloming so 'ard I coudlnt even tell if I was naked or wearing a wetsuit.

by Schlom March 10, 2015

Schlouping

Schloup / Schlouping: the state between being awake and asleep while listening to mellow music generally and in comfortable clothing.

I fancy just schlouping about today.

by mkgillespie November 13, 2015

shlagging

shop-lagging
when you go into a store with either,

a) no intention of buying anything
b) no money to buy anything with
just to waste time (i.e. waiting for your friend/a bus/direct deposit to go through)

shlagging can happen unintentionally as well, if one intends on buying, but ends up not purchasing for any reason.

"I wanted that new phone, but they are out of stock, this turned into a shlagging trip."

by heartfuldodger August 6, 2016