SCEMO

This weird and wonderful creature is a cross-breed combination between an Emo and a Scene. This breed is rather rare but is multiplying in numbers, and when seen should be photographed for proof!

- A typical Scemo is often confused and in denile about being either one of them.
- Usually seen wearing drainpipes(skinnys), Black hoody, and a H&M kiddy top ... mostly found in either batman or spiderman or superman!
- Can have either the typical scene hair (fringe clipped across the forhead). Or the all in the face emo look. Or a mixture of both!
- Mainly found in Topshop, H&M kiddys, Or some form of a coffee shop..

Girl 1: Hey look at that, *points at snemo*, its an emo.
Girl 2: Thats obviously a scene you dumbass.
Girl 1: Nah i swear she's an emo, look at what she's wearing!!
Girl 2: Yeah but look at her hair...
Girl 1: I guess... I know she's a Scemo!

by Dani _x && Hannah -x- December 29, 2005

Pop a Schmo

literally means "smoke a cigarette"

Pronounced Pop-a-shhhhh-mo

Tom: I'm going to take my pack of camels and Pop a Schmo outside. Care to join?

by The-rev February 27, 2009

schmo

An idiot who doesn't know whats going on.

You know what, im not some schmo here.

by Bobby De Niro June 30, 2004

Scemo

Scemo is basically a mix between emo and scene.

Person 1: Is he emo?
Person 2: No, he's scene.
Person 3: You're both wrong! He's scemo!

by Connnuhr September 4, 2005

schmobley

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.

"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."

by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004

Jay-Scheme

Jay-Scheme or Jason-Scheme is the exact opposite of a Ponzi-scheme.
It is a legal investment or selling operation in which the seller pays for the customer's discounts with his/her own money.
The Jay scheme usually collapses within itself due to the fact that the seller is unable to sustain financial stability.
It can also collapse due to legal authorities taking action by administratively dissolving such a company for its inability to file for tax return.

"Yo did you hear about Tom selling that vinyl he bought for $5 to some guy on ebay for only $2?"
Yea he totally pulled a Jay-Scheme on that one !

by NickThePrick7 October 28, 2011

scemocore

Scemocore is appropriately named because it describes people that are a mash of scene, emo, and hardcore. Scene qualities often seen are the hair and attire of scene kids. The emo part simply states that these scemocores are sometimes depressed and over-emotional. And lastly the hardcore aspect is the toughness, raving, piercings and occasional bursts of hardcore dancing. Scemocores tend to differ amongst eachother, as they pull more strongly from certain bases than others. Also, according to each one's beliefs, you'll find that some are straightedge while others partake in drugs and alcohol.

Scene + Emo + Hardcore = Scemocore

by magicXXrocketshipp October 12, 2006