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Schmende

A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.
The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:

"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
by VM2008 February 11, 2008
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rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis
I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay
by krowkneeklay December 11, 2011
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Schneider-muffin

This word has two meanings.

Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.
"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"

"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"
by Miss Malice December 14, 2008
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Gender Schmender

1: an international, gender education community located on Myspace; is also the name of a genderqueer friendly group in AU that puts on live performances.

2: Abreviated "GS"

3: An expression, "Gender Schmender!"
1 Part 1: Are you a member of Gender Schmender?
1 Part 2: Which one? The online community or the one in Australia?

3 Part 1: "Stop it! Guys aren't supposed to act like that. Someone will think you're gay."
3 part 2: "Gender Schmender! I could care less about all of that gender policing bullshit. People are more than genders, ya know?"
by Amiko-Gabriel March 31, 2007
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Schmende

A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.
The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:

"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
by VM2008 January 11, 2009
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schaeferish

(adj) The quality of being easily amused by made-up words. Often applies in situations where actual work is supposed to be getting done, but in reality, is not.
We all laughed at his schaeferish chuckle when we explained what the term "2 girls, 1 cup" referred to.
by Guillermo Montoya March 31, 2009
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Signature Schneider

A push from the victim of dui,fat,and stupid jokes to the one making the jokes.
After I asked Adam if he could give me ride home. I said" Oh wait, you can't drive." He then gave me the Signature Schneider
by Mike Douglar November 25, 2007
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