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Cambridge

1. Home of the fastest runners this side of the universe. Everyone in this town is solid, except for the crew team. People who do crew are pansies.

2. NOT a suburb.
Did you see that kid from Cambridge go by? Neither did I!

Those kids from Cambridge sure would bang out those rotten Somerville kids any day of the week!

I heard the crew team is having a get together. Let's totally crash it and teach them a lesson!
by Ron Pearlman April 6, 2009
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Cambridge University

A large collection of the less well endowed bastards on this earth (Both in a physical and mental sense)
by Dr. G. Nius, Oxon. November 9, 2006
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Scumbridge

Real name of Cambrige United Football Club.
Your going down with the Scumbridge.

Scumbridge reject.

I won't go anywhere near scumbridge.
by Samus Muscious October 7, 2004
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Cambridge University

The University of Cambridge and the University of Oxford are the oldest universities in the English-speaking world.

They are the most prestigious institutions in the United Kingdom, and are collectively known as Oxbridge.

Oxbridge are consistently ranked as being two of the worlds best educational institutions, the others generally being the likes of Harvard, MIT, Stanford, Princeton, Yale et al.

Alumni of the two universities include Isaac Newton, Stephen (both Fry and Hawking), Simon and Will from the Inbetweeners, David Attenborough, Charles Darwin, C.S. Lewis, Armstrong and Miller, Mitchell and Webb, Lewis Carroll, T.S. Eliot and Bill Clinton, to name just a few of what is an enormous list of influential figures throughout history. Well over 100 Nobel Prize-winners, countless prime ministers, presidents, kings and queens have attended at least one of either Oxford or Cambridge.

Were just one figure to be named as the most famous figure bearing the Oxbridge name, it would surely be Mr. Bean, perhaps best known for playing popular actor Rowan Atkinson.
"William Fulbright was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship to study at Oxford."
"I got rejected from Cambridge." "Unlucky bro, what's your backup?"

"Black student rejected from Oxbridge despite AABBC at A-level including Media and Food Tech."

"Cambridge University has lost the world number-one spot to Harvard University in this year's world rankings. But do not despair, O Cantabrigians, for though they may be shed here, poureth e'er the more tears in the third-class city of Oxford, where their polytechnic came in at just fifth place, overtaken by those nerds at MIT."
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Cambridge

A city north of Boston, Massachusetts, USA, and home to Harvard University, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and, of course, the Cambridge Rindge and Latin High School. The city with the second highest property values on average, second to Manhattan, NYC.
Cambridge is a great place to live for any stage in life.
by Jake Throckmorton May 4, 2005
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Cambridge University

A sound uni where we don't tolerate state school scum
The guy who wrote the above definition is a cunt who did not go to Cambridge University
by Tino November 24, 2004
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scanbringer

Wanting to share a wealth of knoledge
Trigun wants to give me halo 2 OXM scans
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