Saskghanistanian

An individual from Saskatchewan who migrates to Alberta to attend Lethbridge College.

Cailen: I'm taking Criminal Justice at Lethbridge College, but im from Saskatoon.

Patrick: So your a Saskghanistanian!

by boof dawg November 9, 2011

saskie

a blonde person who is actually amazing

"she's such a saskie" - meaning- amazing, giving, sharing, beautiful person.

by d.tennant April 3, 2010

Saskatoon

A city close to 250,000 people, located in the centre of Saskatchewan. It's motto is "At least we're not Winnipeg." Some of the weirdest people in Canada live here. Plagued by crime, mental illness, substance abuse, geriatrics and terribly long winters. The city features the worst race relations north of the Mason-Dixon line, with stupid bigoted Whites and bigoted walking stereotype Natives. It has a good University, crappy schools and a pleasant river valley. There's some hope to be had for Saskatoon's future but with considerable brain-drain and the inept mayor Don-Don Atchison things are likely to go awry.

Person 1: "Wanna go on Welfare, get drunk, dress in sweats everyday and chain-smoke?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm a total waste of human resource!"
Person 1: "Great, let's move to Saskatoon."

by Hester H.L>Mofet May 8, 2013

Saskatchewan Log Ride

A sex act, in which a sizable turd is fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe infections.

Sally is such a freak! She let me give her a Saskatchewan log ride last night!

by Bearded Justice August 21, 2019

Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle

When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.

After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009

Saskia

The ex girlfriend of Max Green, bass player of Escape The Fate. Much better looking than the crackwhore he is with now. She also models.

MAx Green and Saskia were adorable together. She's such a lucky bitch!

by Sadistic Princess May 10, 2009

Saskatchewan

Saskatchewan is a province in Canada. It's basically Kansas but for Canada. It's full of rednecks, old white men, and sucky sports teams. It's also just a fucking rectangle.

person A: wow, Kansas is as flat as a pancake.
person B: you haven't been to Saskatchewan, son.

by brokenfictions November 27, 2018