sammer marzouk

Sucks at pingpong. Has NEVER won a game against Brandon.

Sammer Marzouk *Bruh Sound effect 2*

by Bisepic February 27, 2019

Samwell

a strange person who thinks mayonnaise is spicy. his main hobby is baking bread, but only in loaf shape. he dresses in neon often. he loves all things traffic cones. he refers to York peppermint patties as “yonks”. he tends to shake uncontrollably when doing anything that involves physical exertion.

Samwell swears someone put pepper flakes in his mayonnaise.

by ghandi einstein April 17, 2020

Sammered

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.

Dude, I'm so totally sammered.

by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008

Laughing Samberg

During sex, make the infamous Andy Samberg jizz-in-my-pants face when you are close to orgasm.
This will make the girl laugh, causing her vaginal muscles to contract, which will cause a mindblowing ejacualtion experience!

After we watched Saturday Night Live, I gave her the Laughing Samberg; it was AWESOME

by Debbie Don March 31, 2010

Sammers

To place your hand between the legs of another and move your hand back and forth, slapping the thighs as a salmon's tail might.

"You should go sammers the hell out of Allanna!"

by Norm Norman February 6, 2009

Sammer

The best, funniest guy on Earth. A very cute male who is very attractive and loving. The most muscular male, a very nice guy.

He's just like Sammer!

by efsuruigergefg May 18, 2011

Dirty Sameer

The guy is a Sex God. And likes to do that Nasty... He knows what he is doing ...

If you want to Squirt , you should go to Dirty Sameer . He will make you squirt

by Sam Boyka June 8, 2021