Sage

a slang term for usually a person who is often annoying, wrong, nerdy, unpleasant, or disgusting
guy1:dude mike ran nude through the mall......backward with a carrot in his ass
guys2:WHAT A SAGE!
by Lord-Gore March 14, 2010
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Sage's are strong independent woman who aren't afraid to speak there mind. Sage's typically have blue eyes and brown/dirty blonde hair. Sage's always have a open heart and open mind to anyone that crosses there path. If you find a girl named Sage never let her go for she is bound to change your life forever. Watch out world Sages are very special!
Sage is a beautiful name but an even better friend.
by thgioeuihri July 14, 2018
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A perpetually drunk faggot (even without alcohol) who runs around quoting Monty Python and speaking in a Scottish accent half the time despite having never been to Scotland.
The definition of white trash. Probably convinced they are actually a vampire. Calls everything a ‘motherfucking___’ or ‘bloody fucking___’. Probably kills and skins people and dances around in skin suits in the woods in their spare time.
Annoys everyone who has to interact with them.
Generally, a complete nuisance.
OH SHIT, OH FUCK, NOOOOOO, NOT SAGE!!!! JESUS SAVE ME SHE IS CRAZYYY!!!!
by hatemebigly May 07, 2019
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To party extremely hard in a Safe way: Balance of drinking, taking of pills, boozing or any combination of the three in a Safe manner
Let's Sage!

Safe + Rage = Sage
by got2be September 05, 2011
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A name for a female. The most Huffleypuff person you will ever meet. Just overall wonderful and bubbly which is sometimes very annoying.
Oh look she's so bubbly I want to puke... must be a hufflepuff. And named sage.
by Fragile Summer June 28, 2011
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"Oh shit it's Sage we better duck cause we dont got the money yet" -Hos
by Grandmasta July 21, 2007
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Why didn't you hook up with her? She's a sage, she was working
by bobr fantom September 05, 2009
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