When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
by CysCys March 14, 2010
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A word that with origins in Northern California. Apparently the story goes, that one day some some gentleman with irresistable swagger became appalled after he saw that little 7th grade girls had the same iphone that he had. Upon seeing this, he immediately made dua and looked for alternatives, was disgusted by the blackberry's over-marketed gayness, saw that the HTC EVos were better, but still wack, and through the grace of God, was pointed in the direction of Droid X.
This divine instruction to take upon the drioid X created a whirlwind of swagger never seen before, and consequently created a world-wide phenomenon.
Bill Clinton claimed that posession of this characteristic can solve world poverty, and consequently drank a bunch of kool-aid to celebrate.
A word that with origins in Northern California. Apparently the story goes, that one day some some gentleman with irresistable swagger became appalled after he saw that little 7th grade girls had the same iphone that he had. Upon seeing this, he immediately made dua and looked for alternatives, was disgusted by the blackberry's over-marketed gayness, saw that the HTC EVos were better, but still wack, and through the grace of God, was pointed in the direction of Droid X.
This divine instruction to take upon the drioid X created a whirlwind of swagger never seen before, and consequently created a world-wide phenomenon.
Bill Clinton claimed that posession of this characteristic can solve world poverty, and consequently drank a bunch of kool-aid to celebrate.
Basically, you bust out the Droid, you know you're the shit, because you be drippin that Droid X Swagger.
by some flippin baller October 20, 2010
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by Swaggz December 22, 2009
Get the Swagger Chick mug.Swager - pronounced with a long "a" - that is, rimes with "cage" not "cap". It is tool used to crimp or bend metal. The other definitions were poor definitions of Swagger - notice the second "g" causing the word to rime with "cap" not "cage".
Anglers use a swager to crimp sleeves onto fishing line to make a secure loop at the end of the line. If they do it well they are entitled to swager
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