by Barry love Rock and Roll June 1, 2014
Get the stand in the sun mug.Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.
1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
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noun
A female who is used by a male to temporarily fill the position of "girlfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
The stand-in gf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the male, and so he doesn't get lonely.
The male will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my girlfriend", though it is and always was his intent to drop said female for one who is actually attractive.
See also: stand-in boyfriend
A female who is used by a male to temporarily fill the position of "girlfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
The stand-in gf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the male, and so he doesn't get lonely.
The male will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my girlfriend", though it is and always was his intent to drop said female for one who is actually attractive.
See also: stand-in boyfriend
Chick 1: Check out that ugly hag hanging out with that hottie. He's way out of her league!
Chick 2: Yea she's definitely a stand-in girlfriend, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Chick 2: Yea she's definitely a stand-in girlfriend, I'm gonna go talk to him.
by borderlinegenius November 18, 2013
Get the stand-in girlfriend mug.A characteristic that combines total badassery, big dick energy, and very high strength. Only the biggest chads are able to achieve stand power. One can not achieve stand power by seeking to achieve it. The characteristic itself seeks out the individuals worthy enough of it.
You see that guy over there? He is not a regular chad. No, no. His energy is so massive that he has achieved stand power.
by Starrav July 6, 2020
Get the stand power mug.The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.
Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains
(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains
(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
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