Sproffee

Noun- A beverage consisting of 1 part sprite for every 3 parts coffee.
Recommended to be taken in a shot.

This Sproffee is modefo the best drink ever!

by Daanammond January 24, 2011

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sprocolate

inserting a fruit or vegetable into yours or somebody else's genitalia

I'm going to sprocolate you

by YourMom1995 July 31, 2011

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SPROF • Sprofee • Sproffee • Sproftacchel • spoof • Spoofy • sprocket • spoofer • spoofing • spoff

Derived from the word spiffy, spriffy has two meanings. The first meaning what you call a person when they don't act the way you thought they would. For example, a quiet individual might seem normal until you begin speaking too them or a person who seems to have alot of facial expressions ends up having a monotone voice. The second meaning is being a wholly cool person, in the how smart they are, the way they talk, and the way they dress. For example, a nerd who dresses fashionably and talks "cool" is spriffy.

Example 1:
I would never think Justin would sound so monotone when I first met him, that guy's so spriffy.

Example 2:
Anthony's so spriffy, he dresses amazing and knows what he's talking about too!

by lady-esquire April 24, 2013

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sproc

Shortened version of a stored procedure in SQL

I've written a sick sproc that calls a sproc which triggers another database to call a sproc

by tiberiushunter June 10, 2016

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spoff balloon

When you realise you have no tissues whilst bashing one out and you don't want to spum your nodes everywhere and make a mess. When you are about to "spend" simply pinch the end of your foreskin and blow up your own spoff balloon. Allow no seepage.

I emptied my Spoff Balloon over your mum. It was all over her boat like a plasterers radio.

by Nob Gnarley September 16, 2017

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