You could Stop at 5 or 6 Stores, or Just One.

A Typical Slogan for a Department Store in 2006

Carla: Hi my Name is Carla Shaw
Carla: You could Stop at 5 or 6 Stores, or Just One... I Don't need friends, they disappoint me.
Carla Jump Dances

by GameShibe October 26, 2018

Lee Scoresby

1.) Character from His Dark Materials series. Baddest motherfucker around. Drives a hot-air balloon and don't take shit from nobody.

2.) Someone who displays aggressive levels of bad-assness.

Definition 2:

"Did you just see that guy shoot the other dude with a .45 cocked sideways, blindfolded!? In a snow storm?!"
"He's one bad-ass Lee Scoresby."

by Zegeroth October 11, 2007

If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!

dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.

by mohair May 27, 2007

Redwood Shores

Coolest non-Hawaii place ever. Enough said.

Let's go to Redwood Shores and have the best time ever rowing boats and playing wiffle ball.

by Beech Bongie January 31, 2006

smokes

Slang for cigarettes, cigars, or pipes.

Go in there and buy me some smokes.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

mexican smokestack

(noun) - a sexual act involving a clown, a chimpanzee skeleton, an apple pie, a wheelchair, a bowling pin, a bible, exactly three tubes of toothpaste, a compass, a grandfather clock, a barbie doll, a carton of egg nog, and a cattle prod.

"...that was disgusting!"

"Not as disgusting as Andrew giving Meredith a mexican smokestack."

by Janet Hartwell November 26, 2007

he shoots! he scores!

Exclamation frequently used by hockey commentators.

Gretzky on the breakaway, he shoots! he scores! (applause)

by dude, where's my bagel? September 3, 2005