SLOANES: A SPOTTERS GUIDE!
Must haves include fake tan, a "hard" music taste, slutty style sense, footless tights, skinny jeans, rich stuck up attitude, jack wills trackies, having a debit card paid for by 'daddy', nude lips, purpsosely messed up hair, derogatary behaviour towards anyone who isnt 2 pounds off muscle faliure, battered ballet pumps, gold belts, oversized leather bags, being very rich but thick, denim skirts that could be a belt, long hair, going to a private school 4 rich kids ... etc etc
Optional extras include drug abuse, dyed peroxide blonde hair, getting pregnant b4 the age of 15, smoking, putting pictures of their boobs on bebo or myspace, pretending to be bi to come across more atractive to boys,
Sloanes are hard to tell apart as they dress and act in exactly the same way. They are often seen in large groups intimidating there unsloany dignified contempories or wrapped around boys, preferably older than them with hair slaped in more hair products than u wud find occupying an average salon with painfully huge egos.
Must haves include fake tan, a "hard" music taste, slutty style sense, footless tights, skinny jeans, rich stuck up attitude, jack wills trackies, having a debit card paid for by 'daddy', nude lips, purpsosely messed up hair, derogatary behaviour towards anyone who isnt 2 pounds off muscle faliure, battered ballet pumps, gold belts, oversized leather bags, being very rich but thick, denim skirts that could be a belt, long hair, going to a private school 4 rich kids ... etc etc
Optional extras include drug abuse, dyed peroxide blonde hair, getting pregnant b4 the age of 15, smoking, putting pictures of their boobs on bebo or myspace, pretending to be bi to come across more atractive to boys,
Sloanes are hard to tell apart as they dress and act in exactly the same way. They are often seen in large groups intimidating there unsloany dignified contempories or wrapped around boys, preferably older than them with hair slaped in more hair products than u wud find occupying an average salon with painfully huge egos.
by miss-self December 14, 2008
Get the sloanemug. by therisingsun March 17, 2009
Get the Sloanmug. by wesel tooth May 19, 2009
Get the sloanmug. by Joe Apple April 8, 2008
Get the Sloanemug. a BOY. YES I SAID BOY. that cares about everyone and never fails to make u smile. he always knows what’s wrong and makes an effort to be a part of ur life
by minion00069 May 25, 2019
Get the sloanmug. An unusually large, loose or smelly bowel movement. Can be used as a substitute for the words shit, crap, dump, and poop.
I ate at Chinese Food last night and had to take a huge sloane afterwards. It looked like a glass bottom boat ride.
I'm gonna get sloane-faced tonight.
You piece of sloane!
I'm gonna get sloane-faced tonight.
You piece of sloane!
by Jose Sombrero March 22, 2009
Get the sloanemug. by Katch22 March 17, 2012
Get the Sloaningmug.