slimy salamander

when a male has intercourse with a female who is experiencing her menstrual cycle during a threesome then once the male ejaculates in the female, the other non-menstruating female performs fellatio for sanitation.

damn dude i just gave that chick a slimy salamander, shit was great.

by target reject December 6, 2010

slimy shithead

n. one who inserts dildos into peanutbutter

2) a ridiculous person

Fuck you to whoever was a big enough asshole to fuck with my food. I don't at all think it's funny and you're slimy shitheads. You're ridiculous people.

by Chaseface April 23, 2005

slimy beaver

Syphilus infested pussy that smells like truot and ld rotten cum

1) Your slimy beaver is the nastiest smelling that I have ever fucked.
2) I would not hit that slimy beaver with a ten foot pole.

by j-rod and amanda April 28, 2005

slimy stankhole

A vagina that is insevere need of cleansing due to simple lack of hygiene or from overuse

Wow, how could you stick it in THAT bitches nasty slimy stankhole?!?

by choff December 13, 2003

slimy breakfast

you crack two large healthy eggs into a girls vagina, then fuck it, when you both leave a discharge, you make her eat the eggs, you cook them with the semon and squirt all over it

you should really give her a slimy breakfast for your anniversary.

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

Slimy cuccumber

When someone with a rather warty penis lubes up and enters deep into a blue waffle.

I slipped sarah the slimy cuccumber last night

by CptWondertoes August 24, 2017

Slimy Cringe

A cringe that doesn't hit you hard like a normal cringe, but instead it slides it's way over you molesting you so afterward you just feel uncomfortable and disgusted

Carl: hey bro you know that kid Jacob Santoris?
Jake: yeah dude
Carl: he's got slimy cringe written all over him

by Hornythorny69 July 28, 2016