slimy shithead

n. one who inserts dildos into peanutbutter

2) a ridiculous person

Fuck you to whoever was a big enough asshole to fuck with my food. I don't at all think it's funny and you're slimy shitheads. You're ridiculous people.

by Chaseface April 24, 2005

slimy salamander

when a male has intercourse with a female who is experiencing her menstrual cycle during a threesome then once the male ejaculates in the female, the other non-menstruating female performs fellatio for sanitation.

damn dude i just gave that chick a slimy salamander, shit was great.

by target reject December 01, 2010

slimy beaver

Syphilus infested pussy that smells like truot and ld rotten cum

1) Your slimy beaver is the nastiest smelling that I have ever fucked.
2) I would not hit that slimy beaver with a ten foot pole.

by j-rod and amanda April 28, 2005

slimy stankhole

A vagina that is insevere need of cleansing due to simple lack of hygiene or from overuse

Wow, how could you stick it in THAT bitches nasty slimy stankhole?!?

by choff December 13, 2003

slimy breakfast

you crack two large healthy eggs into a girls vagina, then fuck it, when you both leave a discharge, you make her eat the eggs, you cook them with the semon and squirt all over it

you should really give her a slimy breakfast for your anniversary.

by crustynraunchy December 07, 2007

Slimy Cringe

A cringe that doesn't hit you hard like a normal cringe, but instead it slides it's way over you molesting you so afterward you just feel uncomfortable and disgusted

Carl: hey bro you know that kid Jacob Santoris?
Jake: yeah dude
Carl: he's got slimy cringe written all over him

by Hornythorny69 March 13, 2016

[Slimy George]

A "Slimy George" is a one dollar bill that has been ejaculated upon.

Ryan: "I lost a bet to Jared yesterday, so I paid him with a "Slimy George"!

by Krevis August 16, 2008