Shock and awe

Shock and awe

Let’s not

Like I guess I could write forever

Prefer not to

But it’s now a reflex

Defence mechanism

Like the shit thrown

Compelled

To throw it back

Artistically

Brutally beautifully

And just …

And now you know just what kind of kind your dealing with

Yep .. don’t go there

I get that this is a cleansing of outdated energies …

Maybe you do too now ..

Last warning …

Would prefer to shock and awe in my caring, protective naturally loving former self ..

He does actually still exist ….

Frozen in ice …

Lost in time ;)

by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

shock site

A place to satisify that darker human sense of curiousity.

www.theync.com
www.snuffx.com are good starting points.

Shit, did you see that beheading from the shock site the other day, what a face!

by prof.reg.fritter July 2, 2008

shock squad

a group of best friends that'll do anything for one another including help find one night stands or potential girlfriends. the have a shocker salute and are all athletic and good looking. they are all willing to do the shocker to any hot girls at any given moment.

them ballers from seaside are the originators of the shock squad. they always get the job done when it comes to the poontang.

by Willy Mo Boonedog November 28, 2007

Shock The Monkey

Based off the song of the same name by Peter Gabriel, the term is used when an individual incites or causes another to feel jealous or spiteful. To bring out one's primal instinct to protect what they believe is there's.

Phil: "Dude! You have a girlfriend?!"

Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."

Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"

Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"

by DonutHoleMole99 July 23, 2019

SHOCK Cousteau

Guy is doing a girl in a pool while standing up in the shallow end, she's facing him with her legs wrapped around him. The guy starts to whistle the National Geographic themesong. Then the guy rams both thumbs into her mouth and forces her mouth open as wide as possible while grabbing her face with his palms. As she tries to recoil, he pulls out his wang and blow his load in the water giving the appearance of a white jellyfish swimming innocently. He then takes her face, as he still has a firm grasp, and forces her face into the water to engulf the white jellyfish. He then finishes whistling the National Geographic theme, if he can stop laughing long enough.

I was banging the ho in the pool and she told me it was the way her old boyfriend did it. So I got pissed and gave her the SHOCK Cousteau. I thought that beotch was gonna drown. It was f*ckin hilarious!........That Bitch!

by feelingvindicated September 1, 2011

Shock-off

A person who is always showing off the shocker hand symbol (see shocker) in photo opportunities. Typically photos are in a bar setting or drunken stupor. Typical Shock-off is overweight or juice-head male who has never given and will never give the shocker in real life. (To show shocker hand symbol, open all fingers except clench the ring finger in fist position.)

"Hey look at these pics from last night...oh wait, there's Billy being a Shock-off again...and again...and again."

by Tumas August 15, 2007

shock factory

A person who says and does stuff all the time for the sake of shock factor.

Howard Stern is the perfect example of a shock factory.

by themoose86 April 13, 2010