Shmarted

To fart in a place you have never farted before.

I shmarted in the store

by Slewar October 27, 2021

Sharted

Farted and shited at the same time in your pants

Man that nigga sharted

by Buttercup$ February 16, 2022

Sharted

The plural of shart-A fart and a Shit

Joe: Eww what is the smell man
Jimmy: Sorry dude, I sharted

by Tickle Joe Thompson the 188 September 26, 2022

Sharted

The plural of shart-A fart and a Shit

Joe: Eww what is the smell man
Jimmy: Sorry dude, I sharted

by Tickle Joe Thompson the 188 September 26, 2022

Sharted

When you share a bullshit tweet

Wait.

Hold on.

Someone PAID for this?

And you sharted it?

by diplomatician October 3, 2022

Sharted

The act of trusting a fart but shitting yourself instead.

I accidentally Sharted last night.

by An intelligent individual REAL October 27, 2022

Sharted

Irish sensibility shared in the sour of the moment as a person blurts a valuable or coincidental comment out into the pants of the current conversation..

"Did you ever hear of the title of a book titled "the magic pawn" ever published in China?" Brian sharted with a gasp..

by 12speed December 20, 2022