navel smegma

that gross white crud that smells like cheese that comes from your navel. it may collect lint and other particles further enhancing said cheese-like odor

this girl was goin down on me and said she smelled something foul...she was like damn nigga i think you got some navel smegma

by L-D to da D-Z November 8, 2006

Smegman

Positive dude on discord and has a shaggy pfp

@smegman hi :3

by Jtroy69 April 6, 2021

smegma

An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.

Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?

Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?

Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.

by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010

Smegmarmalade

A smegma preserve, commonly eaten at breakfast. Most people spread it on bread. It's proven to be pretty healthy and a great source of calcium.

Smegmarmalade is made of smegma recolted on "smegma trees". If you want to produce some, please be sure that the smegma is well ripe, or your smegmarmalade would have an acid, piss-like taste.

A scientist : the slice always fall on the smegmarmalade side*

A mother to her child : Do not eat smegmarmalade at the spoon!

by samegma August 12, 2010

smegma

a delicious butter substitute

"Would you care for a slice of bread and smegma?"

by Captn Ben November 8, 2005

shmeganed

To get smashed; sloppy drunk.

Dude, I was hella shmeganed last night.

by chewy39 January 3, 2011

schmegman american

Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.

"Schmegman American"-LOLLA, enough said. May also be referred to as Roland

by YATYAS April 30, 2011