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Sears & Roedoe

Da brand name of da feminine-themed line of products marketed by da "first to fix prices" retail giant.
"Sears & Roedoe" may indeed be da "better-half equivalent" of da classic store name, but da also-opposite-sounding names "Sears Rowback" and "Sears Rowforward" are actually pretty much da exact same thing, in dat they both indicate how unreliable your boat's rear-mounted putt-putt is; in fact, da "row forward" motor is evidently even worse than da "no power on da return trip" model, if it actually craps out even before you get very far underway!
by QuacksO January 2, 2023
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Pan-Seared Cock

A Pan-Seared Cock is a technique used in grilling, baking, and braising a man's cock in which the surface of the cock is cooked at a high temperature until a browned crust forms. The appearance of the cock is usually improved with a well-browned crust and garnish.
Mark: Hey wanna come to my place for some Pan-Seared Cock?

Peter: Hell yeah, you always know how to pick out the good cocks!
by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows February 17, 2021
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hailey sears

hailey sears is the BEST friend you could ever have i love her so much
hey are you friends with hailey sears if not your missing out
by chloe :) <3 June 20, 2021
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Sears Tatra

A submission move in which one person places their legs on the shoulders of the receiver and grabs their nose with both hands.
My little brother did a Sears Tatra on me and it didn't hurt at all.
by Jeff-on-point March 17, 2008
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hailey sears

hailey sears is the best person i know she’s my best friend and i love her
are you friends with hailey sears if not your missing out
by chloe :) <3 June 20, 2021
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seared near

when you barely cook a nice thick juicy steak till its blood red in the middle. Even Rarer than rare
1. "that mutha fuker is gonna get put on the grill and seared near to perfection"

2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near
by off the Hizzy August 8, 2014
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