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Google Search Syndrome

when you spend days at a time searching random things on google. you search whatever or whoever comes to your mind ant the moment when your really bord just sitting in your office, room, or bed.
"hey dude how was your weekend?"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"
by missmuffintop January 17, 2010
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stop, search and kill

A go-to protocol used by the Minneapolis PD when pulling a black man over.
Maybe this time the family of George Floyd will bring these city-sanctioned practitioners of stop, search and kill to justice.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2020
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search history

That horrible feature in every search engine that tells everyone who looks at it, what your favorite hentai or porn site is. Extremely classified stuff, Protect it with your life
Normal Guy:"Hey guys, don't look at my search history."
Another Guy:"You don't have a search history...if you know what I mean."
by AnonymousDictionarist February 1, 2016
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Search Google or type a URL

When you've been lying on your bed for hours staring at your computer screen and search "Search Google or type a URL"

because you're bored out of your mind
Me: How bored are you?
My Mind: Open a new tab and tell me what you see at the search bar

Me: Search Google or type a URL..?
My Mind: Search that up
Me: Why
My Mind: It's important
by imboredoutofmymindhelp July 30, 2019
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Sarse

Person 1: Josh is such a prick sometimes.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Sarse.
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
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what to search

Well just because you searched that you're obviously bored what did you expect to find?
I'm bored so I'm going to search what to search
by Guy dude 123 April 22, 2017
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Read-Search

A play on the word Research.

The event when students in college are reading for homework, research & essay writing, but gets bored and stops after a certain amount of text, then goes googling things, and/or searching on facebook, youtube, twitter, myspace, etc. Then later return to the reading, only to repeat the process. This extends the time required to get through a reading assignment and often adds hours to the task.
(1)Derek: Hey Sarah, did you finish your essay for the term?

Sarah: No, I tried to write it, but kept getting distracted by read-search. I think I'm going to fail!

(2)
Amy: That article on the human genotypes was so long and boring! Why did the professor assign it?

David: I know! I couldn't read it in one seating without read-searching! It ended up taking hours to finish reading it!
by Lexitonina April 13, 2010
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