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stretching your tackle

means chilling, coolin or just hanging/lounging around...
- "Word up, bro?"
- "Not much.. I'm just stretching my tackle here at my pad.."
by PurePlayaz June 7, 2005
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Screening

When you read a BBM message without actually opening the conversation, so the sender does not know that it has been read. This makes it easier to avoid them because the sender is unaware they are being ignored.
I was so annoyed with Jake so I started screening his messages.
by Elsherzies July 9, 2011
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Stretching your Cornucopia

To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.
"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"
by Griff Law April 6, 2015
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Brown dog scratching at my door

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"
by Shatrabel June 16, 2010
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Crab Scratching

A style of scratching a DJ does with his fingers on the cross-fader of a mixer.
Yo did you hear that DJ crab scratching? that shit was quick!
by Homedog545 September 7, 2009
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Dutch Scratching

A torture technique in which you hit a male in the back of the balls with a knot, foot, balled chain, etc. to induce excruciating pain. Better used when one strips down and restrains said victim so they have no way to protect themselves.
In OO7: Casino Royale James Bond is Dutch Scratched as a form of torture to get a password. Le Chiffre decided to use Dutch Scratching as the way to torture him because he wanted to humiliate Bond.
by DMShocker27 May 24, 2011
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Dutch Scratching

An awkward form of torture in which the torturer strips down their victim bare naked (usually of the male gender), sits them down in a seat-less chair, and uses something like a knotted rope to hit the victim in the back of the nuts or in the perineum (area between the scrotum and the anus; the taint or gooch).
Your brother likes to go Dutch Scratching?

In Casino Royale the bad guy ends up Dutch Scratching James Bond to torture him to get a code.
by DMShocker27 June 9, 2011
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