stoner metal

Sub-style of metal. Sometimes also known as "doom metal" due to its often agonizingly slow pace, crushing heaviness, and gloomy lyrics. It's generally accepted to have been invented by Black Sabbath. Some stoner metal bands are retro-oriented, some aren't. Common elements include marijuana references (obviously), sci-fi/fantasy themes, extended instrumental jams, and tempos anywhere from plodding dirges to medium-paced rock (but rarely faster). Heavy-ass guitar riffage is essential.

Notable bands include Kyuss, Sleep, Fu Manchu, Monster Magnet, Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, etc.

Stoner metal is cool, but I don't like the retro aesthetic a lot of bands use.

by Tyler July 27, 2004

stoner kitty

A kitty that you get high on a regular basis. You take a hit of weed and blow your smoke in the kitty's face. After a while the kitty is a stoner just like you. It knows when you are about to get high and hangs out by you when you are packing the bowl or rolling the joint waiting for you to start blowing hits at it. It likes to get high. At first kitties don't like it when you get them high, but after a while they love it.

Jadice is such a stoner kitty. She follows the pipe around the circle from stoner to stoner waiting for her turn.

by temporalwisard November 9, 2007

Stonerland

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.

"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Stoner Drifting

The inability to control the wandering capabilities of your body. Usually involves complete lack of focus and/or a destination. Stoner Drifting most likely begins just after or within an hour after smoking. Most participants don't even realize it is happening until they find themselves thinking, "What the fuck am I doing over here?".

I have no idea why I am in the laundry room, but that was some extreme Stoner Drifting.

by Leo Dicaprio November 10, 2010

Stoner Bitch

A fine girl that smokes weed!

Jon: "Hey Kevin, who is that new girl you've been talking to?"

Kevin: "Thats my new girlfriend. Or as I would like to call her, my stoner bitch."

J

by KV2k October 2, 2012

The Stoner's Dilemma

The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"

"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."

by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009

Anthony Stoner

The name of the character played by Tommy Chong in the movie "UP IN SMOKE".

In one of the opening scenes of UP IN SMOKE, Chong's father says to Chong: "Anthony don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. If you don't get a job by sundown, were gonna ship you off to military school with the Goddamn Finkelstein shit kid, son of a bitch! This reveals that Chongs name is Anthony. Of course his last name has to be Stoner, thus we have Anthony Stoner in the classic stoner movie. In the author's humble opinion, Up IN Smoke is the funniest movie ever!!!!!!!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 16, 2018