Schafernakar

This phrase has come about after the latest TV blooper from BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernakar. He was seen giving the one finger salute to the newsreader just before his weather bulletin and to try and cover it up he did this hilarious hand gesture after the 'one finger salute' to hide the fact he'd sworn on air. You would use the word to describe a person having a fit or spak-attack at something they're not happy with.

I refused to pay the guy and he had a total schafernakar at me!

by Gubs73 August 18, 2010

schaferwafer

A schaferwafer is the baddest in the game, usually the common first name is Hannah. If you're not a schaferwafer you ain't anybody. She's shy at first but then she's a poplin good time when you get to know her! She generally has blonde hair and blue eyes, and a slightly upward nose. She loves sandwiches and her favorite number is 5. The people she hangs out with is usually a Maddy or a Caroline. She usually is obsessed scarves and prefers leggings over jeans. All in all if you are a schaferwafer you are one lucky gal.

Girl: "Man, she's on point. I bet she's a Schaferwafer."
Guy: "She's definitely girlfriend material."

by mersavalopookins March 15, 2015

Schauered

to become intoxicated followed by throwing up at the end of the night.

"Last night after the party, I was so Schauered."
"Oh man, I just Schauered all over my girlfriend's car."
"Last night was a bad night, I was Schauered when I got home."

by drunkgirl101 January 10, 2012

schaper

An animal, (mostly homo sapiens) that are fagishly fucked up and atractted to the same sex

Eric

by AJ June 3, 2003

schaber

Verb. To suck seminal fluid from the anus of a single person, of the same sex, using a common household drinking straw.

Dude, hurry up and schaber me before your man juice leaks out and stains the bed.

by rstanley September 12, 2008

dirty shafer

A old crusty worthless ass salesman

This dirty shafer tried to sell me some bullshit in a bag

by P nus May 14, 2015

schaefer

The biggest tool in the shed and or chest. The Schaefer is most likely to be such a tool he would most likely own a a huge tool franchise or company like craftsman, snap on etc
He is probably the CEO and Co founder of the business
You should watch out cause the schaefer is the biggest tool you will ever see

Hes almost a big enough tool to be a Schaefer.

Damn what a Schaefer.

by Tool hata November 14, 2011