JK Rowling! 

A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,

"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!

...jk I fooled ya'all :)"

Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!

JK Rowling! by Tomi the Heffa June 23, 2010

JK Rowling 

1. A genius

2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.

3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.

1. JK Rowling is a genius!

2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*

3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!

JK Rowling by SongGirl August 28, 2013

Jk Rowling 

Hippity hoppity you are now GAY

Jk Rowling: Dumbledore is gay

Me: Bruh

Jk Rowling by nobruhwhy July 3, 2021

JK Rowling 

Staunchly religious.

Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”

JK Rowling by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

jk rowling 

the biggest cunt ever (transphobic, antisemitic, racist, ableist, what fucking not)

Aw man, fuck jk rowling

jk rowling by l.wekhypsd8oimjl;km,. May 17, 2023

J.K. Rowling 

Author of the Harry Potter books and a total TERF. Should learn to keep her mouth shut.

See Also: female misogynist, fake feminist, overrated author, Robert Galbraith, Cormoran Strike

J.K. Rowling is a horrible person and I have no respect for anybody who supports her while knowing what she's really like.

J.K. Rowling by ThatGuyWhoWatchesVideos December 15, 2023

J. K. Rowling 

An offensive cuss word that means you have a bad reputation on Twitter or social media and most of the populaion hates you.

J. K. Rowling is J. K. Rowling because she has a bad reputation in 50% of the world!

J. K. Rowling by sogayyyy May 5, 2022