Mail route

When a girl has tattoos starting on her hip leading down.

If you don’t know where to go just follow her mail route to the box.

by Petro1 December 30, 2018

swag route

An alternate route in a Geometry Dash level that is usually short, makes the level HARDER instead of easier, and is very difficult to pull off. Is different from a secret way because a secret way usually makes the level free or easier, and can be quite long. Also a secret way is often mainly empty space while a swag route isn't.

I found a swag route in Deadlocked, click the second orb at the beginning super late and you can skip the first yellow jump pad.

by nlolhere July 14, 2021

New Jersey Paper Route

A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.

After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.

by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008

the tomato route

When confronted with many options, the decision maker takes the path that is the most morally dubious.

Mike had to choose between his conscience and satisfying the most immediate of his desires. Should he have slept with Brenda Doherty or saved his son Tommy who was in the middle of an allergic reaction from eating peanuts. Through deep soul searching Mike ended up taking The Tomato Route. He'll be giving a heartfelt eulogy for Tommy this Saturday at Our Lady of the Holy Rosary under the auspices of father Frank Doherty.

by Vik Singh September 23, 2019

Paper Route

Place where a dealer sells drugs from

I'm movin rocks on the paper route

by Poofer May 11, 2004

Paper Route Empire

Commonly referred to as “PRE” is the record group with the main members being Young Dolph and Key Glock. Glock still remains in the group, saying he will “ride till he die”. Dolphs involvement with the group came to an abrupt end in 2021 when he was shot getting cookies for his son. Young Dolph was a lyrically gifted genius. In some ways he can be compared to the great works of Mozart and Merle haggard. One of his most inspirational quotes was “don’t play with me play with yo bitch”. Key Glock still remains an active member in the group. In famous words of key Glock “money over bitches”. According to Glock Paper Route Business is all about getting money.

Paper Route Empire it don’t concern you lil nigga

by Rambo1782 January 4, 2023

scenic route

1. the long way
2. the wrong way

We were supposed to turn on 13th Street to get to the Capitol, but I guess we can take the scenic route...through Virginia.

by Rolf October 9, 2004