Root Beer Float

The act of taking a horrific shit where the feces bubbles up like a root beer float; frothy and juicy.

"Dude, I ate so much Taco Bell I had to run home and have a root beer float!"

by adamdawg81 May 19, 2010

root beer float

When one is ass railing a person the cums in the persons ass, pulls out and the reciever farts causing jizim to come out and float to the surface of the asshole.

I was ass fucking this whore bag and i nutted in her butt and she had a root beer float.

by Jimbo the clown September 27, 2005

root beer

another word for tampon

We're going to Walgreens to get some "root beer".

by xxmandiexx July 7, 2008

Root Beer Float

While receiveing the ever so popular "Rim Job", a man blows a wet "Shart" (The act of farting shit) into a females face, then quickly rolling over and "Polishing one off" (The act of quickly forceing ones self to ejactulate) into the females face, thus creating the brown, acting as the rootbeer, and white, acting as the ice cream.

Sara, "That sure was a great Root Beer float Thomas, but boy was it messy!"

by Brandon Grimme December 21, 2007

Rootbeerian

A Rootbeer lover on the Rootbeer quest, which involves going into diners and fighting with Obnoxious Waiters and Waitresses who believe Rootbeer is just another soft drink.

Obnoxious Waitress: I'm sorry but we don't have an Rootbeer, but we have Coke.
Awesome Rootbeerian: Are you kidding me? I'm a Rootbeerian! Coke is not even remotely similar to Rootbeer!

by Rootbeer Comedy on tumblr May 29, 2010

Root Beer Barrel

Derogatory nickname for James Harden of the Houston(Texas) Rockets in the National Basketball Association. Coined by Something Awful Forums user Brolander, who in a GDT (Game Day Thread) witnessed James Harden do some stupid contorted crap to try and get a foul on a three point shot attempt and expressed his disgust by calling Harden "you, you...Root Beer Barrel!" A reference to both the root beer flavoured hard candy and a literal barrel of root beer, it lampoons bullshit antics and barrelish chest shape. You can technically call someone else a RBB but you are still referring to James Harden, it is not a generic term for a foul-seeker or rule-abuser. It is not racist.

"Oh, ok. Get your 3 free throws James, with your fuckin' sucks-to-watch, sleep walking, dick touching Root Beer Barrel ass."

by baunceychillups January 29, 2019

dad's old fashioned root beer

a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added

guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.

by yuh8me June 27, 2012