moon-dog roofie

The act of shitting on one's head while you are screwing them in the ass.

My hair is crusty from being moon-dog roofied last night.

by Bob Bedford January 9, 2009

roofie

What anyone with a penis will need before they can bang Lindsay Lohan.

I had to slip 3 roofies into LiLo's drink before it had any effect on her.

by Dyke van Dick August 7, 2010

Roofless

1. To be without a roof

2. Fierce!

"You be roofless... You may have a house but you have no roof, so bitch when it rain, you gon get wet. Therefore you be roofless."

"Damn girl! Your Roofless"

by thanalicious27 October 23, 2011

roofie roulette

a game played between 5 or more friends in which each participant begins with a drink and a third party discreetly roofies one glass. Blindly, each person selects a beverage and imbibes. Conversation and ambiance continue as usual until one unfortunate "winner" begins to feel the effect of the roofie and blacks out. Hilarious games and pranks can be played, but the winner must be put into bed... eventually. Optional: Leave the door open and alert all additional friends (of the opposite sex) of the situation. In the end, any and everyone has a good night!

Friend: "Hey what happened to me last night? I swore I only had one drink and then I blacked out. And yet, I feel strangely satisfied..."
Other friend: "Looks like you were the lucky winner of roofie roulette!"

by Ms. Hosy McLiverdamage January 6, 2008

Roofie Ripper

You slip a girl a date rape drug and then tear her a new asshole while shes unconscious

Monica acted up so i gave her a Roofie Ripper

by brady and damon August 14, 2006

roofie rampage

when someone spikes the beverage of choice at a party with roofies, waits for the drug to set in, and has his/her way with whomever they so desire.

Man, I went over to the sorority house last night and went on a roofie rampage. I gave two of them a dirty elvis, one a chilean sunrise, one a hot chocalate rain, and one a glass bottom boat ride.

by dumbsh_t January 21, 2006

Roofie Colada

An extremely intoxicating beverage composed of half water, half vodka, and excessive amounts of Crystal Light powder. Best when shaken together in a water bottle, this sickeningly sweet concoction makes an excellent "to-go" drink and tastes virtually alcohol-free. If you don't black out, you made it wrong.

This Roofie Colada isn't strong enough. I had one sip and now I'm only a little tipsy.

by HopeRuthless March 16, 2011