The Ritual of Sex

An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview

person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree

by gunnar greve fan club April 26, 2024

Happy ritual

A ritual engaged deeply in joy, love, and happiness. Usually done by a Chaos Magician

It's time to shift gears, we need a happy ritual!

by Happy (she, her) January 23, 2024

Satanic death ritual

The death of roblox gamer girls to get them to leave

Omigosh look at me im smol beans owo
Me: say goodbye this is the start of a satanic death ritual

by aetherhater December 5, 2020

manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.

Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024

Aztec Ritual

When a man is banging a chick on her period, and a blood clot comes out. So he coats his fingers in the blood and uses it was war paint beneath his eyes.

John: Yooo, did you end up banging Liz last night?
Tim: Yea man, she was on her period so I performed an Aztec Ritual.

by Makeitnasty639 January 14, 2017

The Door Ritual

"The Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a custumer to talk in the store and them choosing somebody to work with.

Marcus can be seen at his job using "The Door Ritual" to gain more sales than ever before!

by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023

Moon ritual

A Paranormal ritual done under a moon to see more Effects

Bobby is a Expert on moon rituals

by 459395 April 6, 2022