Red Rings of Death

Microsofts friendly way of telling me my 360 is fucked right after i finished the intro of first time ever playing Modern Warfare 2 which i just bought finally.

Me: Yea i finally got MW2 and got through intro and all of sudden it froze.... and got the Red Rings of Death. :(

Friend: HA dude that sucks! Well your xmas break is gonna suck.

Me: Fuck you

Friend: Tell me over live.

Me: :'-(

by autolover3 December 20, 2009

rings my cherries

A slot-machine reference. When three cherries appear (on an old-school one-armed bandit), ringing noises ensue = jackpot.

Usage can be "that band rings my cherries" or "whatever rings your cherries."

by LRL September 19, 2008

Lord Of The Rings

1) A book.
2) A damn good movie.
3) An excuse to skip school.
4) A way of seeing Liv Tyler without having to download mass amounts of fake porn.

Lord Of The Rings eats your babies!

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Ringslip

When a finger is sneakily slipped into your ass whilst getting it on

John never realised his bi-sexual tendancies until Katie gave him the ringslip

by i_bring_sunshine January 5, 2010

Counterfeit Onion Rings

Also know as Funions. Although delicious they leave you feeling empty inside.

Guy1: Damn these counterfeit onion rings are tasty!
Guy2: Yeah but they make me feel empty...
Guy1: Whatever just hand me the bag!

by Shaado November 14, 2010

cock-ringing

The act of texting or calling someone on your cell phone using your erect penis to dial the numbers and/or letters.

Why does that dude look like he's fucking his phone over there?

No, he's just cock-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.

by chakazullo July 12, 2011

ringoism

To try to live by the example set by our lord savior Ringo Starr, or Richard Starkey as he is known to people from his hood.

We thought the cult of Ringoism would start off with a bang, but we really couldn't come up with much. The pot smoking got a little stale, and Jimmy was busted for trying to break into the "Thomas the Tank Engine" studio. We thought about banging Barbara Bach, but decided to wank off on some old playboys instead.

by Wisk February 5, 2008