revision

Too masterbate, wank, jack off.

Started from a lonely boy who was revising history, and had a sudden turn on and "Revised".

Example 1

Did you revise last night?

Yeh, and it felt good!

Example 2

Did you do some revision before the exams?

Yeh, obviously!

HA

by smuggins September 24, 2007

resistance is futile

Resistance is futile! If less than 0.7 ohms...

Mr. Superconductor: Resistance is futile!

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011

resistoring

What happens when a staple assumes a crumpled shape when you're trying to staple a document. From the zigzag shape of the schematic diagram symbol for a resistor. Pronounced ree-ZISS-tor-ing.

Betty, I need a new stapler. Every staple that comes out of this piece of junk is resistoring.

by pentozali June 11, 2007

Revision Coma

You've reached exam time and you definitely should have been revising up to this point so you arrive at the inevitable result of having to force yourself into a deep state of learnings. The coma is usually brought on by a deep sense of fear and usually occurs after a fortnight of procrastination.

Man, I didn't revise at all over the last two weeks off, now I've slipped into a revision coma

*On exam day* I only started revising last night, I didn't sleep at all even though I was in a revision coma

by asb3stos May 18, 2010

ReSession

The act of seshing two (or more) nights in a row, and in doing so, putting oneself in financial difficulty or debt

After freshers week, I was in one hell of a ReSession man

by Nootnoot October 10, 2017

Revision

A word used in My school, i doubt that any other school uses it. The word means to give someone a blowjob. Usually the teacher doesn’t know about it so peers will laugh at the teacher being annonymous about it.

Teacher: Okay I will now give you your textbooks
Boy: Sir do you do Revision?
(Whole class Laughs)

by Mr Grosling April 4, 2019

Boner Resistant

Someone who is exceedingly ugly or repulsive that you can't possibly be attracted to them. Turning off the lights won't even help this person.

Dude, this chick I saw last night at the club was so ugly, she was boner resistant!

by 1812marine May 27, 2016