Rewiring Her Remote

A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing.

" I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.

by MADELINEB January 27, 2008

remote viewer

An under-rated and oft unknown talent that CAN be practiced and was used by the US military to seek out distant and unseeable (by conventional means) things - for lack of a better word for 20 years - at least. Anything anywhere "anytime" can be remote viewed and the practice and use was and is scientifically viable. A TRUE psychic who is NOT a charlatan. One who partakes in the act of remote viewing using proper scientific protocols.

"The remote viewer was able to find the downed plane and the department forwarded the information to President Carter who was very impressed. The program continued for years until the CIA claimed that it didn't work. Many know that this is a typical doublespeak technique and that remote viewing is used today by some of the original military experts. Perhaps - although unprovable - by many governments and/or their agencies."

by psiscott April 26, 2006

remote control remote controller

A universal uninvented remote control device which would enable the user to overpower another users remote control on any given electronic device, when you don't like what actions the remote control holder is doing with their remote control.
I would invent it if i were Chinese and reading this.

1. I didn't want to watch that program he was watching on pay tv so i used my Remote Control Remote Controller.
2. I was sick of watching him do circles with his remote control helicopter so i overpowered him with my remote control remote controller and made some kickass swoops and dives.

by munyuck January 23, 2009

remortgage

Verb: What one does to get out of a financial mess in which the credit cards have run too high and the spending is outpacing the earning/gaining/stealing etc.
Noun: The particular mortgage loan that thus enables you to throw away what little capital you have left in your property.

I took out this remortgage thing the other day - paid off all my debts etc. and goin to the antarctic for a month's sabatical next week.It's really great - I don't have to think about who I'm going to leave my house to in my will now. . .

by Steve Slimm October 17, 2007

remoting

Remoting is the act of controlling a device or other thing remotely.

I am remoting the robot.

by funky sven December 12, 2011

Recontinentalisation

The act of redistributing countries across different continents for the purpose of making the world a better place.

Russia is now its own continent called Russiania due to recontinentalisation.
Azerbaijan now belongs to the new 'Asia' content which hasn't been renamed yet.

by Rachmc October 20, 2011

Remote Balling

the act of an individual who is deployed or at a very long distance from home who has women fawning after them on social media, text, or phone call. This individual gets laid as soon as they return home which could be the same exact day.

Person A: "I heard Andy is remote balling from the desert. I hear all of the girls from his home town want to get their hands on him when he returns!"
Person B: "When he returns, he will be breast stroking through a sea of vag."

by filthyg. August 22, 2014