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spin the wii remote

gay middle class guy 1: i feel like a badman, lets play spin the bottle
gay middle class guy 2: cripes, i only have a wii remote, that will do the trick, we can play spin the wii remote
by pdaykz September 10, 2010
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remote

Something people use to change channels with because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch
Clicking the remote is probably a mean of excersice for some people
by claustrophobic chicken December 10, 2004
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Remote location

Common location for remote controls of televisions, DVD players, etc. far away from human population
"Hey, where’s the remote?"

"Oh, it’s probably in a remote location somewhere in Australia, you’re never going to find it"
by Dhr25 April 22, 2013
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The Remote Controls the Robot

In the Incredibles, as if it wasn't terrible all ready that moment where everyone knows that the remote, controls the robot - yet violet decides to say "the remote controls the robot" making everyone annoyed and leading to the robot dying - from a heart attack due to the sheer sarcastic disbelief of it all.

People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:
-Dave walking along and trips-

Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!

Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"

Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
by an extremely knowledgeable guy November 1, 2011
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remothabloodyfrickindiculous

Completely devoid of situational sanity. Just plain nuts!
"so i won season tickets to the Raptors today"
"Dude!! that's remothabloodyfrickindiculous!!!"
by k.david September 24, 2003
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remotard

Worse than calling someone a retard, remo or tard. An amalgamation of remo and tard.

short for remedial learning, or one who takes part in this. A slow illiterate retard.
That goddamn remotard! I asked him to do one simple thing and he goes and fogets all about it.
by Smiaras May 6, 2004
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remote meat gazer

Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.
by novaman November 7, 2007
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