Seductive Reasoning

Trying to get someone to do something

they do not want to do,

by seducing him/her.

"How did you get Jeff to come to the opera tonight?" said Kelly.
"Oh, I just used seductive reasoning." replied Jessica.

by Jessicock September 6, 2009

because reasons

A sarcastic evaluation of someone else's logic

"Jenny knows that scientific studies show that vaccines are perfectly safe, but she still doesn't trust them because reasons."

by BJWise April 20, 2016

Inductive Reasoning

X has attributes A, B, and C.
Y has attributes A and B.
So, Y has attribute C.

Inductive Reasoning:

Jesus has brown hair.
I have brown hair.
I am Jesus.

by fish27 December 7, 2009

creative reason

To kick someone off or out of something, because they’re scared they might have to get out of bed and actually do their job.

We have decided to let go of Arizona and April for creative reasons

by 911yeshello May 17, 2018

everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

by jc44 September 13, 2011

Resonance

A CURE FOR DEPRESSION ORIGINATE FROM 23 CRACKHEADS

me: stream resonance
person1 : AYO LISTEN UP
person2 : NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO
mork lee: WE GONNA RESONATE RESONATE

by sungchanlvr December 31, 2020

No Reason Boner

Definition 1: An erection for no apparent reason. It can happen any time and anywhere. Super embarrasing.
Definition 2: A song made by Ninja Sex Party in the album Nsfw.

1: Danny Sex Bang: I like coleslaw, but not that much! No reason boner.

2: Person 1: No Reason Boner is the story of my life.

by Golden Inferno August 2, 2017