rebecca black

I barely know who this bitch is....... But all twitter is talking about anymore is this girl. If you youtube her song "friday" & actually listen to it, you have a huge possibility of wanting to commit suicide right after. When she sings she sounds like there's a huge stick up her ass & she's in pain. In her song "friday", she repeats the fact that its friday & that you gotta get down on friday. Rebeccas friends eventually roll up in a convertible (her friends look like they're about 11) & can't decide which seat to take when there's clearly one in the back seat, right in the mother fucking middle. She does an amazing job of making people want to pull their ears off their head. i'd rather listen to my parents fucking for a day then listin to this song.
-Hey have you heard of rebecca black?
-Yea, she makes me wanna kill myself

Friday, friday, gotta get down on friday
by cbenzzzzzzzzzzzzzz March 22, 2011
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Rebecca Black

A teenage singer that sings about Fridays and buses. Her choice about which bus seat to take was harder than Rosa Parks's. She enjoys riding with the top down while a 13 year old drives and cutting to a random black singer for several seconds in her song.

Also, she is the proud holder of one of the most disliked videos in the history of Youtube.
Friend: Hey man i cant get Rebecca Black's friday song out of my head.

You: Think a bullet would help?

Friend: Yes!
by GORILLADIX March 31, 2011
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A pre-teen who, for some reason, was given the chance to make a music video. Her single "Friday" has made many ears bleed and has probably the cause of mass suicide among those who were unfortunate enough to listen to her god awful song. Most likely because her voice is almost as ugly as her face.

The song has over 13,000,000 hits on YouTube because people like to share with others how awful it is.

Extremely auto-tuned, the song displays the greatness of the American School system when a portion of the song explains to us that yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday and tomorrow is Saturday.
Dude why did Mikey G kill himself last night?

Because he heard that song by Rebecca Black one too many times
by IheartOSU March 22, 2011
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Justin Bieber with his fully completed sex change under a new identity.
Person A: "Man this song sucks donkey dick! It's making my ears bleed"

Person B: "Who the f**k is that bitch?"

Person C: "She's Rebecca Black. It's Justin Bieber after his sex change.

Person A: "How the f**k did that pole polisher get a lower voice AFTER the sex change. This is f**ked up...."
by TheraputicDecay March 29, 2011
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An internet sensation popularized for what is claimed to be the "Worst song in history," Friday. Her official music video gained much criticism and insulting, hateful comments. Nonetheless, the song has reached position 19 on itunes top selling list.

While the song is terrible and specializes in boring into your skull, it was in fact written ARK music Factory, so she is only responsible in choosing that disaster of a song. She does however have talent, as shown in her Good Morning America Interview, but she does have terrible taste in music if she believed a song as corny and retarded as Friday was good. Whether she uses this to become the next William Hung or the next Bieber, she probably is going to be hated either way (for good reason), and will be forever a meme.

(PS, She apparently has Bieber Fever, so you know she does have mental problems)
Words of Wisdom from Rebecca Black: Yesterday is Thursday. Sunday comes after Saturday.

Did you hear that song by Rebecca Black? It sucks, right!!!
by Internet Schutzstaffel March 21, 2011
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The moment before penetration when you can't decide whether or not to go in the front or the back.
Guy1: Dude, I brought this girl back last night but I wasn't sure whether to go for the vagina or the anus.

Guy2: Oh you totally did a Rebecca Black.
by MadDawgMA March 24, 2011
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Thirteen year old singer of "Friday" who really just cannot sing.
Who's the song by?" "Rebecca Black." "Get that away from me.
by Prezlee March 27, 2011
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