Real DJs Do Real Things

Coined back in 1994 by world famous mixtape DJ, DJ Emir. The phrase describes the types of actions and activities One would expect of a Real DJ.

Real DJs Do Real Things means: Doing things in a grandiose manner. Always delivering a strong performance even on his or her worst day. Being well respected, feared and/or hated by many who aren't doing things in a grandiose manner. Touring, showcasing and being featured around the globe. Constantly grinding, marketing, practicing and innovating to stay relevant in changing times. Always striving to become better, learning what they can from their peers and inspiring their peers to learn from them as well.

A Real DJ never simply copies, but rather takes an idea and makes it their own through uniquely applied changes and stylistic execution. Real DJs do their homework and come to the show prepared to amaze. Real DJs have burn out cross-faders. There are many more things we can list here but we'll leave it at: Real DJs make sure they leave everyone ultra happy, completely in awe and saying "damn that DJ made my day"

"DJ Craze, DJ Vajra, DJ Silva Sirfa, DJ Emir, DJ Qbert, DJ Scottie B, Dangerous Dan, DJ Jazzy Jeff and DJ Z-Trip are all examples of Real DJs That Do Real Things. They never fake anything on stage, they are always prepared to put on a great show and always deliver a stunning performance."

"DJ AM (R.I.P.), DJ Roc Raida (R.I.P.), DJ Jam Master Jay (R.I.P.) were all great DJs, Real DJs that also did Real things, toured performed before thousands and achieved greatness."

"OMG DJ A-Trak completely killed it with the beat juggles and scratches! Word The F Up... Real DJs Do Real Things!"

"Damn DJ Emir's made us Dance all night! I know and his mixtapes are hard as hell! Now I understand what he means by Real DJs Do Real Things"

"I partied til the sun came up cause DJ Scottie B was throwing down something wicked! Real DJs Do Real Things!"

by Real DJs Do Real Things September 30, 2009

the real MVP

After Kevin Durant's acceptance speech for NBA 2013/14 MVP, in which he called his mother the "real mvp", the term has become commonly used when giving someone appreciation or thanks.

"I did your homework."
"Thanks man, you the real MVP.

by thesvs October 9, 2014

real time chump

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018

Real Degenerate Hours

Real Degenerate Hours is a specific time between 2 AM to 5 AM where true degenerates are especially proactive. It is easy to tell that a degenerate apart from a normal human fucking being by the fact that nobody but them are awake at this god forsaken hour within a 3 square mile radius.

Holy shit, It's real degenerate hours.

by Literal Degenerate May 20, 2018

real rapper

A person who writes their own raps and has impeccable flow.

“Bro, do you know any real rappers in kpop?”

“Oh yeah! Jeon Soyeon of (G) I-DLE always writes her own raps and her flow is amazing!”

by rose thyme September 2, 2020

You the real MVP

MVP stands for Most Valuable Player. Kevin Durant ( a guy you usually see on this meme) was talking about his mom while receiving the MVP Trophy on the sixth of May 2014 and called her ( his mother) the real MVP. After that this phrase indicates that somebody has done something really well, or so it's considered to mean.

Guys, who pay for Netfilx and let others use their account , you the real MVP
You write a good online review on a product? You the real MVP

by Illuminatus February 10, 2015

Raelyn

Raelyn is the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the earth. Raelyn is a queen in every way and will never let you down. Raelyn Loves hugs and is an over-the-top achiever. Raelyn has many friends but she has one friend who she dedicates every moment of her time to. This person is her best friend and Often mistaken as her crush. Raelyn is kind to everyone who is kind to her. Raelyn gives the softest hugs and Doesn't mind being wrong. She's Athletic and very crazy. Once you get to know her, No moment spent with a raelyn will ever be dull. Hug raelyn whenever you get the chance, she probably needs it and would brighten her day. The smallest acts of kindness and Love towards her make her life want to be lived. She is a person with no secrets of her own but Knows many other people's secrets. She's quiet most of the time but knows when to speak. Raelyn is someone everyone loves hanging out with. You should see her when you get a craving for a good time. You NEVER want to lose raelyn. If you are her best friend she does anything you ask of her. Never let go Of your raelyn once you find one. She is someone you need around and you'll realize it's not the same.

Raelyn is the best, never let go of her

by Kid with the glasses September 25, 2018