Realtor

A term used to describe a professional whom sells homes with raging alcoholism, possibly with a drug problem while surviving off of a diet consisting of dark liquor, cannabis, iced coffee, and nicotine.

He's on his 6th drink at brunch and its only 11:30am. He must be a damn good Realtor.

by Alexsellscharlotte May 5, 2019

realted

very similar in meaning to related but realted is in concern to realty.

spelling is realted to intelligence and intelligence matters for your uai

by Ameliaah May 20, 2008

sexuslal realtions

Drunken sex, especially when refered to in an equally drunk and misspelled text and/or facebook message.

Sample Message:

OMG sooooooo durnk i lov you lets have sexuslal realtions!

by just_somebody June 22, 2009

Realcasm

When a person says something serious, but hides it using sarcasm.

Girl1: "I tots just saw the way you were looking at your ex! You def still have feelings for him!"

Girl2: "Oh yeah. You're right. I'm still madly in love with him."

Girl1: "I knew it!"

Girl2: "You're so f-ing dumb. That was sarcasm."

Girl1: "No, that was realcasm."

by GGnumero3 July 26, 2009

Realtionship

A real life relationship that is not filtered, omitted or compared to that on movies or TV(cyber relationship and internet relationship not included)

Relationships on TV is nothing compared to realtionships.

by Nanpee June 12, 2018

Realtor

An insult that can't be ignored.

When he learned that the victim called the killer a Realtor the judge ruled justifiable homicide.

by benth July 5, 2008

realatable

Really relatable.

Did you hear Emma dropped her books yesterday?
Yeah man, I do that all the time so realatable

by Realatable January 12, 2016