The Randall Empire

A conglomerate of youth and adults, all inspired, mentored or taught by the illustrious Moist "Mark" Randall. Only those who have shown true dedication to being an asshole are inducted in the Empire, and none other than Ulf may ever be removed.

Jake: Why aren't I a Legend like Miguel? Miguel: Cuz son, You ain't in the Randall Empire.

by EagerBeaverWeaver March 27, 2019

hot randall

Taking a monstrous shit into a recepticle belonging to your suitemates thus rendering it inoperable for extended periods of time.

Je: No, not the shower!
Jo: Wait till you see the sink.
Br: Wait till you see the N64.
Al: Wait till you see Jesse.

by Jeff December 2, 2004

Handle the Randal

A local Game (centrally in Central Ohio), it is a mix of Capture the Flag and a full contact Tug-of-War contest. The game is considered dangerous by many for the excessive contact that the game has, but is an excellent way to dispel excess energy. Handle the Randal Is fun.

Pedro: Yo, Arthur- you Can't Handle the Randal!
Arthur: Damnit! I know!!
Pedro: You better toughen up.

by Media Nox March 23, 2007

Randal Flagg

Randal Flagg, the physical representation of all that is evil in Stephen King's 'The Stand.' Also, anyone that appears to be your friend and confidant, then turns and totally wigs out on you for something stupid, becoming irrational and hyper-violent.

Man, Stan went all Randal Flagg on me when I told him I was banging his sister.

by Tom Bosch October 6, 2008

harry randall

Cockney Rhyming slang for "candle"

Lit his Harry Randall.

by Isaac-Lukas July 20, 2006

Thanos is Randall

A theory of the creative mind of the GUNE

Thanos is Randall was a good movie

by Minh Gune fan 99 January 19, 2020

Randall out

To exit a vicinity by moving to an imaginary beat with both hands extended to the sides at waist level.

See movie "Clerks", in which the eponymous character randalls both in and out.

by jseale1978 October 26, 2003