Royal Family

Like all other Chav like Tax scrounging parasites (Benefit Cheats) of the UK, except with more money, more bling and a bigger council House (actually more houses aswell!)
Conversation in the royal family household(s):
Big Queen Vic: whose cumin out 4 a ride in da roll's royce I as just got dis well bangin album frm woolies wif da tax paye..err I mean my money. Tis called Chico Tym

Blingin Prince Arry: rrrr, that is some well bangin shit nan
by tommy060289 June 01, 2006
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Clash Royale

A mobile game which drives people crazy for losing trophies and grabs lots of money for their creators, Supercell, by having players buy in-game gems. It is basically a cash grabber, as it partially forces you to buy their stuff while having broken matchmaking and balance which ruins the fun.
I stopped playing clash royale 2 days ago, a lot of pay-to-winners beat me and I dropped to 0 trophies which make me throw my phone.
by A dying goat September 07, 2017
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royal sampler

A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.
Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.
by hunt (cerv) September 27, 2005
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royal roast

a fucken dirty fart that has been cooking for some time.
jimmy plunkett: deary me that royal roast popped out of nowhere
jefferson ford: i can almost taste it
by sirduffington December 08, 2008
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royally pissed

I'm royally pissed that she cheated on me
by Kylowned February 02, 2007
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royal palmer

A type of handjob, performed either solo or by another party, in which the shaft is gripped by one hand while the other hand vigorously rubs its palm over the tip or "crown" of the penis in a circular motion.
After a rough day, Ron decided to treat himself with a Royal Palmer.
by Loose Foose February 10, 2014
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