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ROBLOX

The place that was cool but isnt anymore
*Roblox* ITS FREEE!!!!
*me* no its not you removed tix so we have to pay for robux now not to mention- im gonna stop myself there
"son are you playing roblox?"
"yes dad why?"
"your dead to me"
by CosmicDark99 July 25, 2018
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ROBLOX

ROBLOX is truly the best thing in existence. It is a gift from God to humans, and is a mignificent gift indeed. It's pure awesomeness is so overpowering that even the biggest haters, atheists and round earth believers cannot deny its power. It is also the only proof needed that the earth is flat. All of the millions of worlds in ROBLOX are flat and our world is nothing special, and compared to ROBLOX our world is nothing at all, so why should our world be round. ROBLOX is so wonderful that everything else on the internet loses its value completely apart from the ROBLOX cheat codes websites. Without ROBLOX our world would be nothing beacause we wouldn't be able to train police officers without police simulator and we wouldn't have a government without parliament tycoon. If every had ROBLOX in their lives we wouldn't even need those anyway because everything in everyone's lives would be perfect. The only people who are deprived from this marvellous wonder are sinners. They sinned and didn't get given the divine gift. We should consider our selves lucky to have the privilege to such an amazing creation.

Amen.
Some guy: I play fortnite
Me: that's dead
Another guy: I play pubg

Me: that's deader
One more guy: I play minecraft
Me: it's not as dead but still dead
All of them: what do you play then
Me: I play.......ROBLOX
All of them: 😱😱😱
by Your nans wifes sisters dog January 22, 2019
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ROBLOX

A Website for 8+ ages. People use swear words, they build, they OD, and make friends. Be safe.
by XxNovaStarxX March 25, 2019
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ROBLOX

where 8 year olds buy stuff on adopt me and being fuckin stupid with their robux
STOP PLAYING ROBLOX, STUPID. YOU'LL GET FUCKED UP BY ADULTS!!!!
by geminijets October 27, 2020
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ROBLOX

It is freeeeeeee!!!! This game mostly has children playing it range 1-8 and also some autistic kids and adults too. The admins are very corrupt. Autistic kiddies ranging from 1 - 5 exploit games cause they are bad at it. Even more autistic kiddos online date with their 1 year old 'Roblox girlfriend' and use ugly hair and shirts they think looks 'handsome'. For some reason it is illegal to say Roblox all in caps and Roblox all in lower case. It is a paid to win game and these are the made-up languages used in-game:

FAQ for f*ck (even though that stands for frequently asked questions lol) ODer for Online dater
by SuperiorGetrekt March 13, 2018
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ROBLOX

A game that is supported alot by the LGBT community. It has alot of LGBT Groups too.
Guy: "I play ROBLOX."
Guy 2: "Same, I play it for the lgbt groups."
by JamezWebResearch July 5, 2018
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ROBLOX

Roblox is a game where friends group up and talk to each other. Fuck other games like Fortnite, when you got stuff like Island Royale and Strucid, which are better copies of Fortnite.
Jake: I PLAY FORTNITE!!!!!
Filthy Frank: Fuck you disrespectful little retard. Play ROBLOX like me!

Jake: Commits Alt-F4
by DankMadCityMemes March 5, 2021
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