hog roasting

The act of someone taking a penis in the ass and in the mouth giving the appearance that the individual is being roasted like a hog over a fire

John:"did you here what me and Jenny did?"
Tim: "no..."
john:"me and Jim totally were hog roasting her"

by jimmyboy85 December 7, 2009

Salad roasting

Anal sex without using lube

That girl is so filthy! She totally loved the salad roasting I gave her last night.

by WooLIII May 6, 2018

chestnuts roasting on an open fire

When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.

"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"

by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021

loaf roasting

a sexual practice whereby one person attempts to insert their head into the asshole or vagina of another. In practice little more than the nose or ear is often inserted.

Hey John, I'm feeling kinda frisky, but your cock never truly satisfies me. Can we try loaf roasting again.

by big albert August 1, 2003

squad roasting

When you and your squad insult each other so bad you would fight someone else for saying shit like that

You to a member of your squad: When I bang your mom we don't use protection. You know... cause she's fixed.

Squad: DAMN!!! Fuck you! ( and then roasts you back)

I love getting high and squad roasting with you little bitches

by MeatHandle January 21, 2017

Squishy Roasting

These are words that Moriah Elisabeth invented, it's used when you say all of the imperfections of a Squishy.

It's time for "Squishy Roasting"!

by Moriah Elisabeth's fan April 29, 2023

weenie roasting

n. when your girlfriend asks you how many girls you have had sex with

Josh: yo Blake, did you here about shawn?
Blake: nah, what happened?
Josh: he got a weenie roasting by his girlfriend and then bitch slapped when he gave her the answer
Blake: how many did he say?
Josh: 100!
Blake: whatta playah!

by archbishop301 June 22, 2014