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Roasted Chicken Wings

Roasted Chicken Wings is originated from a famous young singer called Stephen Chow. Later in the years, there is a young kid who wanted to spread this amazing song to the world. So every day he sings this song whenever he can. This started to cause mental disorders to him, eventually, he became insane.
You don't want to be a Roasted Chicken Wings, as you will need to stay in Ching San Hospital
by Max speed Shazam April 11, 2019
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roasted walnuts

The act of lowering yourself onto your knees over a lit candle so the flame is essentially roasting your nuts while you beg for mercy as you kiss your sexy gals ass and/or eat her pussy out from behind and she slowly pushes down on your hard cock to bring your nuts closer to the flame until they either catch fire or she orgasms, whichever comes first...and if they end up on fire you'd better do a real good job of kissing her ass til she comes if you don't want them burnt off. A very sexy way to show you are hot for her.
I let her give me roasted walnuts last night and ended up with black balls before she came...but the kisses she gave them to make it better was worth it. (and yes, she did end up setting them on fire, but only because her orgasm in my face was so intense that she ended up tightly grabbing my cock and pushing down on it...making me end up comming sperm that was smouldering as I happily suffered for being that hot for her! Ouch, can I have some more please?)!
by Rychard Head August 1, 2008
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Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.
You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"
by Jackattack647814846 January 1, 2018
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Roasted Bagle

The act of sucking one's penis while slitting your wrists, and swimming in a bath of cum.
Dude, i had the best ever roasted bagle yesterday! Dad came and had one with me.
by Jetson123454 September 26, 2008
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roasted nuts

inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.
by peppper March 29, 2010
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roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.
tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!
by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011
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roasted almonds

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"
by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014
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