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Quarantomb

A location in which a person has been forced to stay so long that they begin to feel like they’ve died and don’t know it.
I have been locked in my quarantomb so long during this pandemic that I’m not sure I’ll ever leave.
by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
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quarantine tight

When you're the tightest you've ever been because you've just gone without sex for the longest time ever as an adult.
"baby put your N95 mask on and lets meet up secretly for sex. I'm not just ordinary tight right now im quarantine tight"
by Harroubi May 8, 2020
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Quarantine attire

Black leggings not washed in four days with scgayed knees ,dirty white pit stained tank and camo hoodie
Girl what you wearing today...you know classic quarantine attire
by Martini1 May 12, 2020
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quarantine cat

cats that were adopted during quarantine
Everyone is getting quarantine cats while stuck at home. Some worry what will happen to these cats after quarantine.
by wofew August 24, 2020
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hotel quarantine

Verb. "To completely ruin something beyond belief". Usually done by a dan andrews type of person. (See "Dan Andrews")
A bunch of guys attending a car smashup derby would say this.

Person 1: "Duuuude that car just got hotel quarantined!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know it no longer even looks like a car. Look! The wheels are over the other side of the auditorium!"
by JaxCrackers October 13, 2020
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Quaranthirsty

Quarantine has made us all socially distant both literally and figuratively. The urge to want to hookup and have physical contact to the extreme makes one quaranthirsty. It’s like regular sexual thirsty but in the context of “quarantimes”.
Friend: “It’s been a while since I’ve had sex, do you think that grandpa over there could get it?”

Me: Girl, you’re quaranthirsty. Snap out of it, he’s like 70 years old...

Friend: “I wish I could see what’s underneath..“

Me: “His mask?”

Friend: “No girl, you know what I quaranmean ;)“
by Dmart711 August 5, 2020
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Quarantine

v. To drop a deuce so foul, so unspeakably wretched and so disgusting that the bathroom is off limits for at least half the day.
Dude, Jimmy went out last night and got annihilated drunk and then stopped and got a burrito while stumbling home. Now the bathroom is quarantined, seriously, don't go near there.
by G.I. Nigel March 26, 2010
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