putter

red hair step child with an obesicity problem who although he likes you, will not hesitate to blast you in the face.

"Jesus putter calm down dont blast me, WERE FRIENDS"

"MMMMMMM PUTTER HUNGRY"

by NAAACKK February 8, 2005

putte

1. One who is run over by his teammates

2. A poodle

ROFL you just got putted

by teh shotsharp February 17, 2003

Puture

Utterly disgusting, appalling, ratchet, straight up gross.

The slimy skin on a banana had a puture smell, and got my fingers sticky.

That shirt was puture

by SoDak March 25, 2013

Putten

Is a word for a friend, there is one you love, but the smallest in you're zone of friends.

Wath is up putten

by NochillDenmark September 16, 2014

shot putter

an adjective describing a ugly girl that a guy hooks up with, runs into all the time, and would rather forget. Beer goggles usually involved.

"Damn chris, theres that dude--i mean shot putter--u hooked up with during orientation!"

by Olga April 7, 2005

putresine

Decompostion gas.

by i_scarletbegonia November 5, 2003

putter butter

repressed sperm

i didn't masterbait or fornicate for over a month so had a big load of putter butter to drop

by Spawn of Loki July 28, 2009