puberty

What you go through when your aged between 10-18.
Girls grow tits, start their periods and grow pubic hair.
Boys grow pubes and facial hair, their dicks get bigger and they get sperm.

I hate puberty.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

Puberific

When something is so bad it is awesome. Generally it is used to describe something embarrassing about one's self, but they are surprisingly proud of it.

I can't believe I am posting the word we made up on Urban Dictionary. That is puberific!

by SirenScreams June 11, 2009

Puer Malus Theory

The psychological phenomenon when one associates a fuckboy's ugly personality with their attractive face, making the fuckboy permanently ugly from that person's eyes.

1 week ago
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."

by whowantcookies January 15, 2015

Pomerenke

When you receive oral sex while farting in a shower.

Brandon Pomerenked her after the party.

by Rambone91 November 28, 2016

Meles Puer

The Badger Boy - Host badger master of PW - Dan

"Here he comes to save the day! Meles Puer is on his way!"

Meles Puer : SUPERAVIT!!!!!!!!!!

by OjDocs December 12, 2003

party puker

One who always drinks too much and gets sick at parties.

"We can't invite Joe to the party, he is always a party puker!"

by Jesslyn Kelly October 7, 2008

puerto rican shuffle

To switch two lanes on the highway at once.

Shit fool, you almost created an accident trying to pull a puerto rican shuffle

by freeryder March 13, 2009