Pokemon Surprise

When you are fucking a girl who wants you to pull out and right before you cum you turn your hat sideways and scream "Squirtle! I choose you! Use water gun!" then cum in her anyway

Did you hear that Emma got pregnant?

Yeah Wesley gave her a pokemon surprise.

by Priest and Matador July 19, 2011

pokemon showdown

An awesome website where you can battle pokemon online. How cool is that?

Guy 1: You going on Pokemon Showdown tonight?
Guy 2: Hell Yeah!

by Imarandompersonseriously April 9, 2014

Pokemon nest

A Pokemon nest is a region or area, where a specific species of pokemon is highly likely to spawn.

Real life example for the use of a Pokemon Nest:
I really needed to catch a Bulbasaur (A Bulbasaur is a type of pokemon) so I looked up where the nearest Bulbasaur nest was (I used ozpokemonnests.com but im sure there are other sites out there that do the same thing) and caught it in the first 5 mins.

by studyguru July 31, 2016

Pokemon NO

The act of absolutely hating everything and anything to do with Pokemon go.

Carl: Hey, do you want to play Pokemon GO after karate?
Joshua: How about Pokemon NO! *runs away crying* ;(

by RaawrWords September 19, 2016

Pokemon Go

Released in 2016

If you don't know what Pokemon Go is you must have been on an isolated island.

Pokemon go is sweeping the globe

People get hit by cars.

Friend: hey have you heard of Pokemon Go?
Me: yeah
Friend: how do u like it
Me: it's not a good game because someone jumped my fence. People get hit by cars

Friend: well do you play it
Me: no
Friend: wanna hang out??
Me: nope I've already made plans with my friend to play Pokemon go. We're heading downtown and I'm level 5. Catch ya later.
Me: runs off

Friend: allllllriiiiiiight errrrrrrrr

by LastingSpark July 22, 2016

pokemon url

Stupid Tumblr culture craze that gained much attention in 2012. People think it makes you a better person to have a URL/username that is a canon Pokémon name; ie. Pikachu, Zubat, Mudkip, etc. The best way to find out if you have an actual Pokémon URL (Pokéurl for short) is to go to bulbapedia, type your username and if no results are found sorry you're a ratchet basic bitch.

Fennel:"I just got some pokemon URL"
Juniper:"Which ones?!"
Fennel:"Hydreig0n, vulpixes, and professorbel ^__^"
Juniper:"...who the fuck is Bel"

by gaybuttsexlol October 21, 2012

Pokemon Go

The reason why obesity will not be a thin anymore 1 year from now.

Bernice: "Ayo brotha, last week I walked 8 miles just to get to the next Pokespot! Holla at ya boy!"
Jersey: "Truuuu fam, Pokemon Go made me lose 6 pounds in 2 weeks! "
Bernice: "Word"

by xXxThugsteRxXx July 11, 2016