flossing your pubes

An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.

When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.

Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.

by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 20, 2017

Ass pubes

Hair located on the taint of a man or a woman.

She wanted anal, but I wouldn't do it because she had ass pubes.

by TheIndieFilmMaker January 23, 2010

pre-pubescent Mayor

When the mayor of your city acts like he still should be in diapers. Indicative behavior includes stealing ideas from others and crediting them as your own, and riding the coattails of others (especially successful sports teams).

"Dude, look at our pre-pubescent mayor, he will do anything to get his face on the news"

by mp2009 February 4, 2009

playoff pubes

an alternative to the traditional playoff beard reserved for mostly female hockey fans. one such female can still retain hopes of getting laid and still show support for their favorite team.

--man pulls down woman's pants--
"wtf?! i thought you shaved?!"
woman responds: "take it easy. its just my playoff pubes"
Man: "sweeet"
--fornication insues--

by smokindude May 9, 2011

Prunescape

Prunescape is a total rip off of the rubbish game Runnyscape- sorry, Runescape. The game involves catching prunes but avoiding flying water droplets. It is the ultimate game and will be on the net soon!
LONG LIVE PRUNES!

Prune-scape:
adj; 1. to dis runescape.
E.G: Runscape is pants.
noun; 2. a game involving the capture of prunes.

by The EVO masta March 11, 2005

Pubescent

Pubic hair that glows in the dark.

Jim's pubescent florescence is a turn on for gay ravers.

by The Goathole September 5, 2011

Yeti pubes

The Yeti were a species of humanoid ape-like beings that lived in the Himalayan Mountain region of Tibet. The Yeti are also popularly known by the name Abominable Snowmen. Many can visualize what the Abominable Snowmen looked like by recalling the character from the classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer children's Christmas program. To picture Yeti pubes, imagine a guy with the same type of white, furry, unkempt hair in his pub region as the Abominable Snowman had all over his entire body. Stormy Daniels made this description famous in 2018 while describing the genital region of the fake illegitimate president Donald J. Trump, which she saw during their adulterous affair.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart."

by Bakunin Lives September 19, 2018