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Proximo

Proximo is a name for a intellectual, and wise, old man. He's very witty and clever.

Overall he is a fantastic person.
I wish I was as clever as Proximo, he is so clever
by Frankito October 12, 2009
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Proximity Alert

When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.

Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.
She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"
by Vikyliz January 2, 2012
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Proximate Schnoz

The selfish asshole who proudly refuses to wear a facemask during a pandemic. This person is culpable for spreading contagion among a population. A proximate schnoz will still expect sympathy when they catch covid, ebola, or similar plagues. We won't forget the proximate schnozs among us.
Yeah, Steve is real prick- the proximate schnoz of the office - he looks sweaty, bet the asshole has a fever. Motherfucker just sneezed, I'm out!
by Michael Skopic August 15, 2020
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proximacious

very near the mark, but not quite there
His shot in the dying seconds to win the game was proximacious
by Nat July 31, 2003
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Protima

Such a Protima. She killed that cop and twerked on his dead dick.
by Strawberry Milk ;) October 7, 2016
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Proximaphalliphobia

Noun. Abs. The irrational fear that everyone’s penis is within 1 inch (2.5 centimeters) of your face during moments of temporary blindness.
“My proximaphalliphobia makes it impossible to enjoy VR games.”
by Doc Lenz November 17, 2019
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Proximity advantage

The advantage one has in being nearby.
Jane was the girlfriend of both Sam and Mark at different times. In both relationships she ended it. In Jane's eyes, the two are in equal standing. Now that Jane's newest relationship has broken up, she wants to reconnect with one of her two former exes. Mark lives two counties away while Sam lives in the same apartment complex as Jane. Jane restarts relationship with Sam because Sam has the proximity advantage.

Tom is an employer who is in search of an employee to start ASAP. There are two candidates for the position: John who is the better option but is on the other side of the world, and Jesse, who is slightly less qualified but will start immediately. Tom hires Jesse because Jesse has the proximity advantage.
by FullDevolution January 13, 2014
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