Prostate Shank

Putting a knife up your ass so that you can experience using a tampon.

Guy 1: hey man I prostate shanked last night it was great.
Guy 2: Damn what's that?
Guy 1: I stabbed my prostate and put a tampon up my ass to experience womanhood.
Guy2: you need help dude.

by The Shankinator November 12, 2018

prostate monger

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.

I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".

by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004

Prostatetute

High end manwhore, buddy who is occasionally a whore on sale. But tends to be a delusional fuck.

For instance, when a buddy douches out on you, in futile pursuit of some girl.

What the fuck is wrong with Dave, why is he being such a prostatetute.

by Konark May 23, 2009

prostate orgasm

the most intense orgasm known to humans

Did you know that prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm known to humans?
Shit, I knew female orgasm is overrated af

by odode December 24, 2020

prostate soldier

A man who has anal intercourse with men on leave.

Bro, did you know deric was a prostate soldier?

Yeah man he's had sex with all the guys in my platoon.

by GingerChrist420 June 19, 2016

Prostate Farm

What you get when you merge the insurance of Progressive, All State, and State Farm.

Guy: "What's your insurance plan?"
Guy 2: I have a prostate farm."

by HawaiiPDX March 9, 2021

prostatenozzle

An object that is inserted towards the prostate. The practice of toxic masculinity being expressed so corrosively they must be experiencing an unpleasant placement of the prostatenozzle.

Wow, that brah is a real prostatenozzle. Did you see when he mansplained golf to me.

by Yep716 May 16, 2021