prosticeute

The actors in the pharmaceutical commercials who prance around all smiling faced and happy while the voice over warns of the deadly side effects of that particular drug.

I enjoyed watching the prosticeute play tennis while incubating a brain tumor from the drug she takes for excessive flatulence.

by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

Prostidomme

Someone who engages in sexual desires extending to kinks including but not limited to acts usually provided by a dominant in exchange for Monetary gain usually in the form of "Fees, Tributes, Donations and other variations of the same word)

Not to be confused with Dominant shortened to" Dom" or "Domme" (female variation). who will NOT charge

I called up a prostidomme it was a good night but it wasnt cheap

by AdvocateOfTruth January 7, 2024

prostilosopher

A Person mainly a Female/Woman who is obviously a prostitute or sexworker that regulary posts philosophical quotes or relationship advice on social media websites.

Wow! Did you see Sashas post? Shes definitely a Prostilosopher

by Sal707 May 8, 2024

Prostipoke

When a client won't pay up to a prostitute for the services, they defend themselves by jabbing the person in the eye with one of their 4 inch long acrylic nails.

Prostitute 1: Hey girl you know that Caddy that pulled up the other night?

Prostitute 2: Yeah he wasn't bad.

Prostitute 1: Well he started grabbing and wouldn't pay so I had to prostipoke him right in the eye

by BennyBiscuit04 September 6, 2024

Prosticlanker

A bot account on a social media platform that contains links to pornography websites. A portmanteau of "prostitute" and "clanker".

Ted clicks the link on the bio of @CuteGirl69420, not knowing she is a prosticlanker, and Ted got hacked.

by David X. Hatley October 6, 2025

Prostication

When a man flys you out to have sex

Jane: girl I’m going on a Prostication he’s flying me out to fuck

Doe: get that bag sis

by Funnybunny11111 October 18, 2025