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Poseidon's Burn

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Burn is when bleach or cleaning products are left in the toilet. When pooping, water and cleaning products splash up from the toilet bowl onto your butt or butthole causing a delicious burning sensation.
During defecation, Jennifer felt the delicious feeling of Poseidon's Burn as her log dropped into the pool below.
by defineracoon April 2, 2019
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college poses

Completely unatural poses that make you appear smaller/skinnier or better looking, stolen from the movie superbad
90% of myspace default pictures feature college poses.
by cute.fatty June 7, 2009
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poser anarchist

Teenager who claims to be an anarchist because he/she is under the false impression that anyone who never stops bitching about the government is an anarchist, and more intelligent, and that everyone else is blinded by propaganda. They wil constantly remind you of this, and will refer to themselves as anarchists on a minutley basis.


By their logic, we have all been anarchists, just for one day.... oh shit I'm talking David Bowie


Usually, they are quite intelligent, but some sort of loner.
Surburban kids bitching about capitalism and not having a fucking clue what they're on about and saying they are an anarchist?= poser anarchist
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
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hubcap pose

Placement of a stray hubcap at a highly visible location near the roadside. The finder positioned the fallen hubcap so that the owner might find it.
My lost hubcap was in a great hubcap pose. I'm thankful to the person who propped it up near the sidewalk under the light.
by yes juanito yes December 7, 2014
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Prosecco Mum

Usually found in groups, often from council estates, often wearing garments featuring fake Swarovski’s, Ugg boots, long straight hair extensions with a bad ombré job. Walls at home emblazoned with vinyl decals with ‘Love Laugh Live’ or similar. Describe themselves as ‘full time mummy’ on Facebook. They get pissed on prosecco before going out leaving the kids to make their own spaghetti hoops for tea. Then writing statuses like ‘my kids are my world’ while snorting coke in the toilets at Revolution. They have ‘the girls’ round for a few quiet drinks on a Tuesday night, and the police get called by neighbours at around 3am. They will need handbag sized bottles of Prosecco the next day to do the school run. Some role models of the Prosecco Mum include: Katie Price, Kim Kardashian and anyone from TOWIE. A group of Prosecco Mums is known as a ‘Murder’ of Prosecco Mums. If no Prosecco is obtainable a ‘PM’ may resort to putting petrol in the Soda Stream. Favourite phrases include: U ok Hun? and I’m fumming babes. The Prosecco Mum often is to be found with a Stella Dad. A popular career for a PM would be a Juice Plus Rep, this gives them time for childcare. Childcare in this case is allowing their offspring to run riot in public places while they take dog ear selfies on their phones.
“Did you see that girl on Jeremy Kyle? She was a proper Prosecco Mum”
by Joose Plus Babe January 5, 2019
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Poseidon's Trident

Three guys measuring their dicks together to see who has the biggest.
When we moved into our house together we had a Poseidon's Trident decide who gets the biggest room.
by BJLovesHandies August 9, 2017
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