Bromantic Era

(n.) A prescient movement spanning artistic genres and political boundaries, originating in the latter half of the 18th Century, which foreshadowed the brotastic rise of bro culture.

The brotastic bros of the Bromantic Era were broskis like:
Wolfgang Amadeus Brozart, Samuel Taylor Broleridge, and
Edgar Allan Bro.

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

Romantic Shower

When some dumbass roommate decides to stay in the shower for a long ass time, and you presume that he is charming the one eyed snake; thereby, taking a romantic shower.

Alejandro: Dude, Dave has been in the shower for like a half hour.

Andre: Yeah man, he's probably having a romantic shower.

by Jandro0046 December 10, 2010

cynical romantic

Someone who thinks loves is a really nice thing and a great ideal, but believes that it is something that will realistically never happen for them.

"John really enjoys being around Erika, but he won't ask her out because he's convinced himself that any relationship would inevitably crash and burn. He's such a cynical romantic."

by alaricut October 27, 2008

asexual panromantic

Someone who experiences no sexual attraction to any one or any gender, but is romantically attracted to everyone and every gender, including those not on the gender binary

I'm asexual panromantic, so I'm really fucking into people, but I'm not into fucking people.

by OhHaiFriend April 26, 2016

helpless romantic

Someone who can not control being romantic or having romantic thoughts.

Hannah is a helpless romantic

by Shawny G January 3, 2008

Hoeless Romantic

A Hoeless romantic is someone who wants true love from the opposite or same sex so bad yet they have no sex appeal so they are so used to getting turned down from any & everybody due to lack of confidence. They never have anyone to call or even to flirt with meaning they are completely hoeless and no one would ever want to date someone without at least one hoe. This person just loves the idea of love with someone but as long as they are hoeless they are hopeless & sit alone at a dinner table imagining romance that they will never attain.

He is always talking about wanting a relationship but no one is attracted to him." Well i guess he will forever be a Hoeless Romantic.

by AshDgaf March 18, 2021

Promastinating

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.

I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.

by Dunluce September 7, 2009