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Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.
Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!
by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023
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group project

A litmus test to see if a person is nice or an a--hole.
Bryan helped us on our group project so apparently he's nice.
by bobthebuilder96 March 27, 2017
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SimGM Productions

Guy 1:Wanna watch SimGM Productions

Guy 2:Sure I wanna laugh
by ItsRonny December 11, 2020
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projects

A place where poor people live which is usually government-owned. The area is filled with drug dealers,
prostitutes and bad violence.
I live in the Queensbridge projects.
by barrington7463 October 10, 2010
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snow tha product

Claudia Feliciano (born June 24, 1987),1 better known by her stage name Snow Tha Product, is a Mexican-American rapper and singer, signed to Atlantic Records
Guy: Dude I love Tech N9ne, Friend: Snow tha Product is the female version of Tech you got to check her out.
by Hokey77 December 16, 2013
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Evil Iguana Productions

An extremely funny youtube channel. They do spoofs of movie trailer, The Allen and Craig show which is a improvised show and other videos. It consists of 6 20-21 year old guys (allen, craig, joe, kyle, dan and lars) who live Illionis.
P1: Have you seen Evil Iguana Productions new video.
P2: No i dnt like them
P1:We cant be friends
by belllaaa. March 29, 2009
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Something Productive

What You Arn't Doing Right Now, If Your Looking Up "Something Productive" On some online dictionary.
Get a life.
You: Sitting On A Chair.

Something Productive: Getting Off Your Ass.
by ???? 20 July 3, 2008
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